I still believe in heroes.
(Source: fairyfromhell, via eepoporkahah)
Institute of District 9 and 3/4
~ Chelsea ~
16 years old. England.
Dalton. Glee. Harry Potter. The Infernal Devices. The Mortal Instruments. The Hunger Games. Sherlock. Supernatural. \o/.
I live a Dwight Houston and Magnus Bane appreciation life.
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- Inquisitor Herondale: Do you know of the cuckoo bird, Jonathan Morgenstern?
- Jace: The what?
- Inquisitor Herondale: The cuckoo bird. You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places.
- Jace: Enormous? Did you just call me fat?
- Inquisitor Herondale: It was an analogy.
- Jace: I am not fat.
BASICALLY TUMBLR.
WHERE CAN I SIGN UP FOR THIS COURSE.
(via sexualnnuendosftw)
Y’all. His mother is literally helping him learn how to use Twitter.
How dare he.
He is a motherboy and it is endearing as hell.
I CANNOT. I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
Crying because Chris Evans is a person.
Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia.
(Source: weaslette, via tinydaylighter1017)
